morgan-leigh:

goodbye friends

it’s been real

ghcst:

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

misandry-mermaid:

A person can get pregnant using 5 simultaneous methods of birth control and I will support their choice to abort.

A person can get pregnant by having unprotected sex with 5 people in the same day I will support their choice to abort.

A person can get pregnant by being…

estpolis:

people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.

(Source: dededestpolis)

metallics:

when you make a good comeback but then you stutter on the last word

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